Wackajacky
Very messed up.
Daniel ran into the stack of books, now they're all wackajacky.
Submitted by Larry Robert Brennaman
Wackaloon
One who is wacky and loony at the same time.
He acted like a wackaloon as he jumped off the hood of the car then did the Macarena!
Submitted by Michele B.
Walmartian
Describes a person who spends more than 75% of their waking time in any area Walmart store!
Kathy used to be a WALMARTIAN until she started school, at which point she then realized that there IS life after "Walmart"!
Submitted by Kathy Hayes
Wambo
Extreme excitement!
Billy was full of wambo when he found a wocket in his pocket!
Submitted by Casey and Sam
Wambulance
What you send for when someone is especially whiney.
Oh, Wah! Quit whining or I'll have to call a wambulance!
Submitted by Darlene
Weelief
Short toilet stop.
On my long driving trips it's nice to have a bit of weelief.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Weepidy
Sadness.
I feel weepidy today.
Submitted by Billy
Wetinary surgeon
A doctor specializing in fish.
My goldfish had a tummy-ache so I had to take it to a wetinary surgeon.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Whimulating
That which encourages whim.
Watching the shapes of clouds with you was whimulating.
Submitted by Charlie Butler
Whinese
The language of people who whine a lot.
Will you please speak english, I don't understand whinese.
Submitted by Erica
Whittleoscopy
Removing knots from the inside of a bamboo stalk.
That bamboo shoot went under the knife for a Whittleoscopy.
Submitted by Bill Cox
Whizdumb
Game show loser.
He lost to a better contestant because of his whizdumb!
Submitted by John Elliott
Whompdinger
Out of this world.
This day has been a whompdinger!
Submitted by Ashley
Whopjawed
Out of kilter, off center, out of whack.
I noticed in the mall parking lot most people are parked whopjawed.
Submitted by B. Shell
Whycome
Mix of words why and how come; often heard being used by young children.
Father: You need to come inside now.
Child: Whycome?
Submitted by Patrick Mabry
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Wick-head
Someone who burns the candle at both ends.
I was working such long hours, with so much to do, that when I made a mistake, I thought people would call me a wick-head.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Wifetime
Being married.
For a guy, being married is a great, once in a wifetime experience.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Wimptire
The small spare tire that comes with your car.
That wimptire really makes my car look stupid.
Submitted by Niles
Winkie
Only one headlight working on a car.
Hey, look at that chevette with the winkie.
Submitted by Bryan
Wishcraft
The art of wishing.
He never accomplished anything because he thought wishcraft would get it for him.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Wittarian
One who is an expert in wit.
Being a wittarian, John had to bite his words before speaking.
Submitted by Lorene Leon
Womble
Wasting time.
Quit wombling, we've got to go!
Submitted by Jon
Wondermous
A cross between wonderful and outrageous.
I feel wondermous today.
Submitted by Tami Webb
Wrapple pie
A store bought apple pie.
Mama's home-baked apple pies sure beats those wrapple-pies!
Submitted by Greg Slater
Wrapture
Overwhelmed by giftwrap.
The paper on the birthday present was so stunning it was pure wrapture.
Submitted by John Elliott
Wreckcident
Multi-car pile up.
There was a wreckcident on the foggy interstate today.
Submitted by John Elliott
Wreckcollection
Insurance settlement.
To the best of my wreckcollection the car was fixed.
Submitted by John Elliott
Wreckorator
Husband's handy-work
My husband's disastrous attempt at some home handy-work has earned him the title of "Home Wreckorator".
Submitted by Greg Slater
Wrecktangle
Crashed cars.
I was driving down the street when I saw two cars collide causing a wrecktangle.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Wuzband
He was my husband; now he's my wuzband.
My wuzband called last night ...
Submitted by Vickie Shaffer
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