Vacustipation
The condition your vacuum cleaner is in when you suck up a sock.
Every time I clean under the bed, I have to deal with vacustipation.
Submitted by Wyvonna Davis
Vaguegrant
An unsure transient.
The vaguegrant wasn't sure what kind of work he was out of.
Submitted by John Elliott
Vastation
Using your paid vacation days, but staying home.
My spouse was at a conference so I took a vastation day to be with my kids.
Submitted by M. G. Brown
Vehiculized
To own a vehicle.
I was glad she was vehiculized so I didn't have to pay for a cab.
Submitted by Mike
Verbalexia
When I get my words all mixed up in my head and they come out of my mouth backwards, too.
Whenever I'm a little nervous, I'm beset with verbalexia just trying to articulate simple words I usually know.
Submitted by Donna
Verp
When you burp up vomit.
Eating all those Cheetos™ made me verp.
Submitted by Sarah Stephenson
Vertizontal
A better way to say diagonal.
The stairs went up at a verizontal slope.
Submitted by Dustin
Vicidance
A victory dance.
Her vicidance was joyful when she won the contest.
Submitted by Kathleen Funke
Visable
An item you can purchase using your Visa card, because Visa is everywhere you want to be...
Go ahead and buy it...it's visable.
Submitted by Angelique Arsenault
Vomticulate
Sound made while vomiting.
The man did vomticulate loudly.
Submitted by Bill Cox
Vuja de
The opposite feeling of Deja Vu. When you get that eerie feeling that this is the first time this is happening.
I was driving down the street with my friend Melissa, talking about our vacation, when I had vuja de and I realized that this never happened before.
Submitted by Mark Mechler
