Udderdevelopment
Start up process for cloning cows.
Cloning cows is now udderdevelopment.
Submitted by Betty Pine
Uggling
Hanging out with friends in a relaxed, carefree manner.
I was uggling with Jake, and this guy asked us for money.
Submitted by Morgan
Unbeweaveable
An outrageous hairstyle consisting of hair extensions.
Your hair do is unbeweaveable!
Submitted by KAS
Unbrella
A wind reversed umbrella.
My unbrella filled up with rain and I got seasick on the way home.
Submitted by John Elliott
Undercast
Low altitude weather; smog.
The undercast was so thick I shot an arrow into the air and it stayed there.
Submitted by John Elliott
Underwhelmed
Not impressed.
The salesman put every effort into trying to convince me to buy his product, but I was underwhelmed.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Univarsity
An institution of higher learning specializing in sports.
He spent $20,000 to send his son to a univarsity and all he got was a quarter back.
Submitted by Julia
Unlocky
When you go out for the morning paper in your bathrobe and the door shuts, locking you out.
He was so unlocky every time he knocked his parrot said. "Who is it"" He finally broke a window and was arrested for breaking and entering.
Submitted by John Elliott
Unreal estate
The dream house you cannot afford.
I saw this huge mansion I would love to buy and live in, but it turned out to be unreal estate.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Unyun
The mechanism we use in language to reverse something, e.g. unintentional, undo, unforgiving.
When I learned I accidently hurt someone's feelings I immediately offered them my unyn.
Submitted by Mark Brennaman
Upscalator
The escalators that take you upward.
Let's take the upscalator to the second floor of the mall.
Submitted by Amber Brady
Upscares
Fear of a second floor and refusal to climb stairs alone.
"I do not want to go upscares on my own," said the little girl.
Submitted by Erju Ackman
Utiliffiti
The graffiti spray painted on the road that marks utility lines.
There was utiliffiti all over mainstreet due to construction.
Submitted by Bill Carpenter
Utmostrageous
Utmostly outrageous!!!
That pink and purple spotted elephant is as utmostrageous as you could possibly get!!!
Submitted by Krissy Schneider
