Tacktician
Upholsterer.
The General's chair was re-upholstered by a tacktician.
Submitted by John Elliott
Talibanned
What you are if you picked the side of terrorists.
The Northern Alliance talibanned bin Laden's ilk.
Submitted by John M.
Tankateer
A tankateer is someone who drives a tank, namely a Chevy Astro.
Hey, look, a fellow Tankateer!
Submitted by Cory "The Capn" Lewis
Tanorexic
One who is obsessed with being tan; one who never feels bronze enough ...
The tanorexic ran to the tanning salon each evening after the sun set.
Submitted by Bridget
Teaquilibreum
To have your tea fixed perfectly.
The waitress just poured tea into my glass and messed up my teaquilibreum.
Submitted by J. Cheney
Technolabotical
To cause befuddle by technological complexity
My VCR is so technolabotical I just sit staring at it for hours.
Submitted by Pete Johnson
Tehranny
Any government that excercises rigorous and/or lawless power over its subjects without their consent and without regard to their liberty or safety in order to support and uphold fundamentalist beliefs.
If sensible Americans do not oppose the Evangelical zeal of the Far Right then they are doomed to suffer under an Evangelical tehranny.
Submitted by Kevin W. Gatzke
Telepathetic
People who go around thinking they can read minds and tell the future.
Psychic phone lines are scams by telepathetic people.
Submitted by Gabriel Kennedy
Telephonitis
A condition of not being able to stay off the phone.
I had a bad case of telephonitis last night.
Submitted by Cindy Williams
Teleplegic
Unable to read your mind, especially when dealing with a boss or spouse.
Sorry, I didn't get exactly what you wanted. I'm telepeligic.
Submitted by Kevin J. O'Rourke
Tentrum
A camping argument.
I asked my brother if he would help at the campsite, but he just threw a tentrum and stormed off.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Terrierist
An annoying small dog.
My dog ran away from me and became a terrierist.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Testimoney
Fees paid to expert witnesses.
The expert witness turned out to be a fraud and had to use his testimoney to defend himself.
Submitted by John Elliott
Thankles
Thick ankles.
She always wore pants to hide her thankles.
Submitted by Lisa
Thightning
Thunder and lightning.
Last night the thightning was frightening!
Submitted by Greg Slater
Thinksgiving
Wishing you could help.
I would love to help all the charities, but most of the time I can only do some Thinksgiving.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Thoughtimous
A thoughtful act in a huge way.
Hon... you're so thoughtimous when you do those special things for me.
Submitted by Kaye
Thoughtomatically
An automatic thought...instantaneous.
I thoughtomatically conceived the idea.
Submitted by Jane S.
Tidge
State of excitement.
I've been in a tidge all day wondering what Santa will bring tonight!
Submitted by Jennifer Springman
Toe-booger
The things in between your toes after you take your socks off.
After a hard day's work, all I want to do is take off my shoes and examine my toe boogers.
Submitted by Erica
Toocutechy-cutechy-you
An expression used when you see a baby that is just too cute!
Oh, aren't you toocutechy-cutechy-you!
Submitted by Betty Pine
|
|
Touron
A not-so-smart tourist.
The touron got his truck and camper trailer stuck on the park enterance overhang.
Submitted by Carol Sandford
Toynado
A localized storm that scatters toys all over a kid's room.
It took weeks for Luke's room to recover from the birthday party toynado.
Submitted by Jill Mitchell
Traction poles
Toes.
I cracked my traction poles.
Submitted by Jaclyn
Transhairance
When you pass a hair in your mouth with a kiss.
She recognized the transhairance immediately when he kissed her.
Submitted by Cyndi Storm
Transmuters
Commuters who transmit data from laptops while commuting.
All the people riding the ferry to San Francisco are transmuters.
Submitted by Colleen
Transvey
To convey a thought between soulmates that transfers every essence of the thought, without saying a word.
She transveyed her curiosity as I walked in with a llama and Christmas wrapping paper.
Submitted by Mahhty
Trashmere
Fake cashmere wool.
The preppy wanna-be couldn't fool the cute coed with his trashmere coat.
Submitted by John Elliott
Traumulate
Relating trauma to others.
She called her friend to traumulate about the traffic accident.
Submitted by Brenda McLaughlin
Trippish
Someone who sets a time to meet, using "ish" three times.
"She's so trippish! First she said seven-ish, then seven thirty-ish, and finally eight-ish!"
Submitted by Sara J.P.
Tritto
When someone says something, and someone else agrees and says 'ditto', and you're just standing there agreeing. Say tritto.
Person 1: "I like cheese" Person 2: "Ditto" You: "Tritto"
Submitted by Amelia
Truction
A combination of truth and fiction.
The story had a strange feel about it. I didn't know if it was true or not, kind of like truction.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Trustafarian
A dreadlocked rastafarian with a trust fund.
The trustafarian loved to buy hemp leashes for all his friends and their dogs.
Submitted by Margaret Ann
Tsarcasm
Royal wisecracking.
Peter the Great was very tsarcastic.
Submitted by John Elliott
Tump
Cross between tip and dump.
Why did you tump that over?
Submitted by Natalie McDaniel
Twangled
To be twisted and tangled.
I got my necklace twangled.
Submitted by Yancy
Twerpazoid
Someone who looks so dorky that you have to bring back the word twerp to describe them.
That kid is the biggest twerpazoid I've ever seen!
Submitted by Erin
Twigology
The study of Twiggy.
Oh, you study twigology in school? I became a twigologist when I was 11.
Submitted by Stefanie Hershman
Twingled
Twisted.
My seatbelt is all twingled.
Submitted by Nicole Hays
Twirrly
Too early.
"Are you going to bed yet?" "Nah, twirrly."
Submitted by Megee
Twitterpated
Having a crush on someone so attractive that your heart is all a-twitter and your brain is addlepated
Corey is SOOOO cute! I'm twitterpated over him!
Submitted by Krista
Typonese
A language that consists primarily of typos (errors).
Dom't wory, I am flluEnt in typonese!
Submitted by MK
|
