Sadios
A sad goodbye.
I bid my friend a sadios, wishing him well in the future.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Saggage
The really irritating way that despite your best efforts, your new umbrella plant always droops towards the floor making a great toy for cats to rip to shreds.
Nearly 30-degrees now, this plant has some excess saggage.
Submitted by Tom Potter
Saidn't
Cross between hadn't and said.
Beth saidn't a word.
Submitted by Samantha
Salamlette
An omlette containing salami with an optional cheese.
The salamlette that I had for lunch was very enjoyable!
Submitted by Emma
Sandvalanche
When sand tumbles down a large hill creating an avalanche-type experience.
Frank was in the desert when a sandvalanche buried him alive.
Submitted by Ashley, Stacey and Pam of JCC
Sanktuary
A graveyard for ships.
The Truk Islands are littered with sunken ships, a real sanktuary.
Submitted by John Elliott
Sarchasm
Flippant echo.
I shouted hello into the cave and my echo was pure sarchasm, "Shut up!"
Submitted by John Elliott
Sauceiety
Belonging to a special group of people.
She would not admit it publicly, but knew deep down she was addicted to ketchup, and therefor was a member of a secret sauceiety.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Scootch
To make room, scoot sideways in cheek bytes.
Hey, scootch over. I'm tired of standing up.
Submitted by L.V.Brewer
Scooterpoop
To leave quickly.
I need to scooterpoop out of class early.
Submitted by Dacey Bell
Scover
Scoot over.
Scover, honey, I want to snuggle!
Submitted by Brandi
Scramlet
A failed omelet.
We are having scramlet for breakfast since I didn't flip the omelet so well.
Submitted by Kay
Scrubscribe
To remove oneself from an email subscription list.
I received so much email that I finally scrubscribed from all the newsgroups.
Submitted by Bobbie Newman
Scrunchnozzle
The funny face one does when they scrunch up their lips to cover their nostrils.
As I dove into the pool, I made a scrunchnozzle.
Submitted by Megee
Scrush
A scramble and a crush.
When the department store opened its doors on the first day of its Summer Sale, there was an immediate scrush of customers.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Sectretary
One employed to handle correspondence and manage routine work for an extreme or heretical religious denomination, sect.
The sectretary was so astute she labeled her files, "Sacred" and "Top Sacred."
Submitted by John Elliott
Sertalicious
The feeling of intense pleasure that occurs after you fall backwards onto a comfortable bed.
I felt truly sertalicious until you started jumping on the bed.
Submitted by Scott B.
Severiously
Cross between severe and seriously.
The car wreck had left her severiously injured.
Submitted by Leigh Anne
Sfearical
The fear of crop circles.
The farmer sold his property after crop circles appeared, frightening him.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Shag Nasty
Absolutely bottom-of-the-barrel low.
That trash can is truly shag nasty!!
Submitted by Colleen Corman
Shakespurious
Supposed Shakespeare scholarship that has nothing to do with Shakespeare or scholarship.
I was hoping for an interesting article on Hamlet, but the article was purely Shakespurious.
Submitted by Jeff Middel
Sheetbelt
What you sometimes need at night.
My wife was restless last night, and rolled over so much that I wished I had worn a sheetbelt.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Shinikes
A word to use when somthing bad happens.
Oh shinikes, that hurt!
Submitted by Sydney
Shladoopies
An exclamation of surprise.
Shladoopies! You scared me!
Submitted by Laura
Shnizzling
The utmost amount of coolness.
His new shoes were shnizzling.
Submitted by Amber Wareham
Shoevenir
Shoe collection.
She had a shoe fetish, so when she came back from any overseas trip, she always brought back shoevenirs from a different part of the world.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Shoperator
Small business owner.
Ever since I was a little boy I've wanted to be a shoperator.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Shopportunity
A shopping opportunity.
As they sped past the roadside flea market, she knew she was missing a golden shopportunity.
Submitted by Jill Mitchell
Shrinkled
The shrivledskin you get when you're in the water for a long time.
I stayed in the waves so long my skin was shrinkled.
Submitted by Sue Wilson
Shwimmin'
What a person is doing when wearing an outfit that's too large.
You're shwimmin' in that skirt, girl.
Submitted by Amie
Shyamese twins
Twins who are very shy.
I asked a set of twins what it was like, but neither one answered because they were shyamese twins.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Sickarettes
My new word to help me stay off of cigarettes.
I do not want another sickarette!
Submitted by Greg Slater
Sicture
A hospital film.
Laughter is the best medicine so we went to the sicture show.
Submitted by Dave Cogan
Sighentology
The study of boredom.
Even the sighentologists were shaking their watches during the speech.
Submitted by John W Elliott
Sillibus
A ridiculous plan for a course.
The professor's sillibus consisted entirely of tests on material we hadn't learned yet.
Submitted by Erika
Sillious
Being serious about something silly.
He is so sillious about this thing!
Submitted by Aaron
Sintern
The result of sending a naive person to "serve on the presidents staff".
Monica Lewinsky is now the most famous sintern in Washington.
Submitted by Stan Baker
Sinthesize
To combine or produce by synthesis an offense against religious or moral law.
She sinthesized her wild oats then prayed for a crop failure.
Submitted by John Elliott
Skakel
1. Intentionally run away from a responsibility; 2. To avoid the consequences of one's actions for many years.
"I skakeled my science project and paid dearly for it once my parents saw my grades!".
Submitted by Keith McD.
Ski-extort
Any ski resort.
We went to a ski-extort!
Submitted by Kate Smith
Skilletage
Having the skill to work a skillet.
The chef of the yummy meal must have some major skilletage.
Submitted by Jake Routhier
Skittery-dits
A nicer way of saying the runs.
I ate something that gave me a bad case of the skittery dits.
Submitted by Leisa Saxton
Slammered
A condition, as in a restaurant (or any fast-paced business), beyond both "slammed" and "hammered."
We got slammered today.
Submitted by Tim Alder
Slickery
Cross between slick and slippery.
As I fell on the sidewalk I warned the others, "Watch out, it's slickery out here!"
Submitted by Robbie A.
Slide effect
Causing anything to slip.
The ice on the highway was causing a lot of motorists to have slide-effects.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Slipsicle
A melted popsicle that has fallen on the ground and is bound to be slipped on.
Ow! I can't believe I didn't see that slipsicle!
Submitted by Megee
Slook
A golf shot that starts out to be a slice, but ends up as a hook.
I stepped up to the tee and hit a slook and it landed in the middle of the fairway.
Submitted by Bill Cox
Slopighetti
I made spaghetti and didn't have any spaghetti sauce so I used Sloppy Joe sauce.
We had Slopighetti for dinner last night.
Submitted by Judith Linton
Slowkey
Someone who is slow and pokes along.
She was very slowkey today, I hardly got her to do any work at all.
Submitted by Tammy Wray
Slurb
A quote from an intoxicated interviewee.
The reporter scribbled the slurb from the barfly regarding the pitfalls of sobriety.
Submitted by Chris O'Hagan
Slurprise
The noise at the end of a drink.
I slurprised myself and other people when I noisily reached the bottom of my drink using a straw.
Submitted by Jesse Slater
Smarmalicious
A sleazy (or smarmy) person or thing, but still somehow endearing and desirable.
There he stood in all of his smarmalicious glory.
Submitted by Anikica
Smarmism
To study how to be smarmy.
Before being put on the lot, car salesman must take a brief course in Smarmism.
Submitted by Angie F.
Smashagram
A mammogram.
I went for my smashagram last Friday, and I feel great!
Submitted by Linda W.
Smedium
Used when you can't decide between small and medium.
What size? I'll have a smedium.
Submitted by Brad
Smeggs
More than one egg.
Go to supermarket for me and get smeggs, willya.
Submitted by Roy Bates
Smert
A smart person who does very dumb things.
The smert ones always get 100% on their test, but spell their name wrong.
Submitted by Crystal Black
Smoogly
The way skin feels when it's hairless, particularly after it's clean shaven.
This new razor leaves my skin smoogly.
Submitted by Kalil J
Smothercate
A cross between suffocating and smothering.
Don't put that pillow over my head. You'll smothercate me.
Submitted by Michelle
Snab
Cross between snag and grab.
Snab me a beer!
Submitted by Tony F.
Snarf
To make liquid come out your nose.
Don't make me laugh while I'm drinking or I'll snarf this soda!
Submitted by Melanie
Snart
When you sneeze with such force it causes you to also...ummm...break wind.
I was SO embarrased after I snarted in that meeting today! Do you suppose anyone noticed?
Submitted by CJ
Sneezen't
When you feel like you're going to sneeze, but don't.
Don't you hate it when you need to sneeze, but you sneezen't?
Submitted by T. Meerschaert
Snert
To make fun of something.
I gave her a good snert this morning.
Submitted by Nancy
Snicky
An attitude; bratty, snotty, spiteful, sullen.
I didn't take your last french-fry; don't get snicky with me!!
Submitted by De and Kim Smith
Snit
Sneezing while suffering from......loose bowels.
Get the stain stick honey, I believe I snit again.
Submitted by Jody Hale
Snorekelling
The unfortunate desire to fall asleep while scuba diving.
I looked around only to find my diving buddy snorekelling on the sea bed.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Snorgeling
Combination of snoring and gargling.
Please God, make her stop snorgeling, I've gotta get some sleep!
Submitted by T. Matsick
Snotcher
Left over piece of tissue (still on your nose) after you've blown your nose. Eeeewwwwww
"Uh, Joe, uh ... er, ah, you've got a snotcher on your nose," Tim sheepishly warned.
Submitted by Terry
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Snot
"It's not".
Snot like that.
Submitted by Liz
Snotting mix
A bag of snot.
He blew his nose so hard he ended up with a snotting mix.
Submitted by Jesse Slater
Snowtorious
Snowbound.
The Sierra Nevada mountains are snowtorious for precipitation.
Submitted by Jiro Tomiyama
Snugglepuff
Someone cute and snuggly.
Hey there, snugglepuff!
Submitted by Cynthia
Snugitude
The amount of snuggles applied in a given situation.
There was a high level of snugitude down by the fire.
Submitted by Becky
Soaprano
Singing in the shower.
It was a fine soaprano voice coming from the bathroom.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Sobsessive
Inability to stop crying.
Whenever she read a romance novel, she became quite sobsessive.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Sole-destroying
Wearing out your shoes too quickly.
The young boy dragged his feet along the ground, an action his mother found quite sole-destroying.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Sonshine
Something a son exudes to his parents.
Mother says to son, "I love you very much, you are my sonshine."
Submitted by Betty Pine
Spagel
A bagel with spam.
For breakfast I had a spagel.
Submitted by Rakim
Spamghetti
A confusing tangle of spam in your email inbox.
The spamghetti was so bad this morning I missed an email from my girlfriend.
Submitted by Sam Bean
Spammable
The quality of being able to recieve spam e-mail and snail mail..
Julie was known for being a junk mail target, as she was so spammable.
Submitted by Gillian Brassil
Spamwich
A sandwich made from canned Spam.
We are having spamwiches for lunch today.
Submitted by Carole
Spankish
The art of beating the heck out of the Spanish language.
I spoke Spankish to the waiter and ended up eating a cow tongue taco.
Submitted by Erika B.
Spazzolistic
Crazy, weird; anything strange.
That outfit is just so spazzolistic. Yuck.
Submitted by Debbie Keal
Spearitual
Skin diver's ceremony.
He couldn't join the skin diver's club until he completed the spearitual event.
Submitted by John Elliott
Specicentricity
The quality of concerning only one's own species.
People who regard only the benefits of the human race are expressing their specicentrity.
Submitted by Jonathan C. Blum
Spectastic
Spectacular; fantastic.
The fireworks display was amazingly spectastic!
Submitted by Sharon Kirkpatrick
Spiffle
A moustache that is very prickly and wiggles when someone talks.
The only thing I could concentrate on in the meeting . . . was that weird guy's spiffle.
Submitted by Bex Newell
Spinology
To spin drumsticks.
Spinology is the greatest method to spinning drumsticks ever!!!
Submitted by Steve Stockmal
Spinster
Political speech writer.
Give this White House memo to the spinster for a re-write.
Submitted by John Elliott
Splendifurous
Fabulous and great fun!!!
Our time at the zoo was splendifurous.
Submitted by Kari
Spoffle
The black foamy cover that goes on the end of a microphone.
"My P's and B's sound too sharp. Is there a spoffle around?"
Submitted by Hugh Laurie
Sportitude
A blend of sport and fortitude.
Though handicapped she showed great sportitude.
Submitted by Holland
Sportlight
What you're in when you are a sports personality.
A person who makes a living from sports, should always be on his or her best behaviour, because they're always under a sportlight.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Sprecious
Combination of special and precious.
Mommy, you're so sprecious!
Submitted by Leah Liberman
Squandlifect
A waste of time.
Well, that five hour lecture on pencil shavings sure was a squandlifect.
Submitted by Laura
Squick
Disgust.
That guy with the patchy beard and wild looking eyes squicks me.
Submitted by Erika B.
Squicker
A squeaky, giggly snicker.
When I told her a funny joke, she squickered and fell out of her chair.
Submitted by Angela
Sqwidge
Pinching, sqaushing.
I'm sqwidging your nose.
Submitted by Vanessa
Squidgy
Puffy, like a marshmellow.
Your coat is squidgy.
Submitted by Emilie
Squittles
Skittles gone wrong.
O'mgosh! Look at all these squittles that are on the floor!
Submitted by Kate
Squoze
Squeezed.
He squoze me so hard my eyes almost popped out!
Submitted by Mary
Stairoids
A product that keeps carpet in place on stairs.
Carpet on the stairs is being held in place with stairoids.
Submitted by Betty Pine
Stareilized
The condition of a person who lost a staring contest.
Beth was stareilized when she lost to Chris.
Submitted by Chris Andersen
Steamester
Length of time spent in a sauna.
I was glad when the first steamester finished, as the sauna was getting too hot!
Submitted by Greg Slater
Stepsi
A warning sign.
I was going on a drink factory tour, and the first sign I saw said "Please watch your STEPSI!"
Submitted by Greg Slater
Stewdents
People enrolled in cooking classes.
The chef was teaching his skills to a room full of stewdents.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Stold
To steal and sell.
After arguing with her husband, Mary stold his things and moved to New Jersey.
Submitted by Zindzi
Stonation
In a state of having a blank mind, too tired to speak and just keeping quiet.
He's in a state of stonation. He's been staring at the wall for hours.
Submitted by Irene L.C.E
Stoptional
Traffic stop signs that you choose not to obey.
When in labor, all stop signs are stoptional, except the ones in front of a police officer.
Submitted by Darlene Ray
Strappage
When a woman's bra straps are showing.
I pointed out to an embarrased Tina that she had strappage.
Submitted by Amelia
Stratagise
The act of improvising to come up with a stratagy.
When you're dealing with 3-year-olds, it's nothing but stratagising.
Submitted by Jennifer
Strategerie
The act of using strategy.
The complex strategerie far outweighs our capibilities.
Submitted by Mark Fletcher
Stratosfear
Fear of thin air.
The balloon ride came to a sudden end when they encountered stratosfear.
Submitted by John Elliott
Stufftician
Job description when position covers numerous duties.
She's not our administrative assistant, she's our stufftician!
Submitted by Julie
Stummy
Stomach; tummy
My stummy hurts.
Submitted by Nick Chambers
Stunny
Something that's stupid but funny.
That was almost stunny.
Submitted by Ian
Stupidatron
An unseen force or particle that causes you and others to become suddenly stupid for no apparent reason.
I think I know why the whole Physics class bombed the test, the room was full of stupidatrons.
Submitted by Erika
Stupidectomy
The procedure of taking out an appendix once the doctors determine that the appendix is really stupid.
When Tony came out of surgery, the doctors informed him that he required a stupidectomy because his appendix was really dumb.
Submitted by Phil Cranner
Stuporintendent
A not so smart school administrator.
Our Board of Education hs hired a new Stuporintendent who is even more clueless than the last one.
Submitted by Gloria B.
Stuporous
Stupid, yet humorous.
That movie was stuporous!
Submitted by Donna
Stylamander
Someone that dresses in the current fashions.
Check John out in the cool shirt ... he's such a stylamander.
Submitted by Chelsea Jamison
Submission
Underwater warship on patrol.
The submission came to an abrupt end when they were locked out trying to sneak through the Panama Canal without paying the toll."
Submitted by George
Suedonym
When a girl named Sue writes a book under a fictitious name.
She used a suedonym with hopes of getting published but Agatha Christy was already taken.
Submitted by Michelle
Superbify
To make something dull sound grand or important.
My parents made me feel worse by trying to superbify my chore of taking out the garbage.
Submitted by Jason B.
Supercalafrajalisticexpi-
aliferocious
Bad mood
I dare not ask Mary Poppins for singing lessons because I could tell she was supercalafrajalisticexpialiferocious.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Superlicious
It's super, or good, or something special that you like. Great!
Arielle's party was superlicious!
Submitted by Carissa
Swate
Cross between being sweet and great.
That trick was totally swate!
Submitted by Sara
Sweet-cracker-sandwhich
Holy cow!; Holy moly; jeepers; excited disbelief.
Sweet-cracker-sandwhich, his pants were tight!
Submitted by Stacy Bernard
Sweevin'
To weave and swurve simulateously.
After drinking a few too many, you'll be sweevin'.
Submitted by Cindy
Swishbockling
Sword fighting with food, usually French loaves.
We swishbockled for an hour, halting only when our loaves were reduced to crumbs.
Submitted by Suza F
Switcher
A remote control for the TV.
Would you please pass the switcher? I don't like this channel.
Submitted by Heidi
Swot
Sweating hot.
It's swot outside!
Submitted by Donna
Synaptic flatulance
Brain fart.
Ahhh, was that moment of stellar silence, a moment of synaptic flatulance, or did your brain cramp?
Submitted by Kimberly Raiser
Syruptitious
A thick, sticky solution of flavored sugar and water acquired by stealth.
He syruptitiously made it out of the store with a bottle of Log Cabin.
Submitted by Brenda
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