Palmystry
Method of divination used to discover the whereabouts of missing parents.
My father went missing so I consulted a palm reader to see if she could solve the pa mystery using palmystry.
Submitted by Julie Lewis
Paraffinalia
An assorted collection of appliances that use paraffin.
I like to warm my room with a paraffinalia of heating appliances.
Submitted by Julie Lewis
Parannoy
To annoy someone and make them paranoid at the same time.
My boss is so sneaky, he totally parannoys me!
Submitted by Mae Beckett
Paranotic
Paranoid; psychotic.
Don't get all paranotic!
Submitted by Becca
Parasuit
One of TWO things you should wear if jumping out of perfectly good aeroplanes.
When the instructor told me to put on my parachute, I thought he wanted me to dress formally for the occasion.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Pasturize
To convert into grassland.
They pasturized the old fairgrounds into a golf course with bumper carts.
Submitted by Ginny Lander
PEBKAC
Problem Exists Between the Keyboard And Chair.
"Well Sir, you have what we call a PEBKAC error while trying to work with your PC."
Submitted by Dave
Peboppin' Upsmack
The dance people do when they grab their ankle, thrust their legs wildly back and forth as well as banging their heads downward as if head banging at a concert.
Did you see those people doing the Peboppin' Upsmack at the prom?
Submitted by Liz
Pedanstrian
Someone who dances down the street.
When I've had a bad day at the office, the last thing I want to see is some pedanstrian all cheery and full of enthusiasm.
Submitted by M. G. Brown
Peetipated
When you think you have to go and you actually can't.
Sara thought she had to pee, but she couldn't -- she was peetipated .
Submitted by Christine
Penatic
A pen fanatic.
I don't like collecting pens, but he's a penatic!
Submitted by Mark L. and Agnieszka K.
Perfectional
Perfect and professional.
I'm a perfectional gymnast.
Submitted by Leah
Pestariffic
A particularly pesty person.
He's the most pestariffic of my husband's friends.
Submitted by T
Phat chance
A great opportunity.
Making the basketball team was a phat chance.
Submitted by Sarah Tan
Phax
It's a phat fax (cool, slammin, hip, awesome fax).
That phax you sent me yesterday . . . it was off the hook!
Submitted by Emma Routhier
Phoney call
Wrong number.
I answered my mobile, only to find it was just another phoney call.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Phonophatic
A person who keeps chattering on the phone at all hours about useless things.
It's not fun living with a phonophatic person as you can never use the phone!
Submitted by Kinza S.
Photochop
To add unrealistic flair to digital imagery using computers.
In transferring tried and true methods of film development to the digital darkroom,
many professional photographers are being accused of photochopping their work.
Submitted by Kevin W. Gatzke
Pictutint
The discoloration left on a wall after removing a picture that has been hanging.
After removing all my Elvis memorabilia in the living room I had to paint the walls because of all the pictutints that were left.
Submitted by Cindy Williams
Pinhedlican
A political party whose platform is to print new money for ridiculous projects
I am a member of the newly formed Pinhedlican Party.
Submitted by Bill Cox
Pinnapple
The highest point of a pineapple.
Before eating a pineapple you have to chop off the pinnapple.
Submitted by Mithraka Fernando
Pizzagomy
Loyalty to a single chain of pizza restaurants.
Due to my friend's pizzagomy, we ate at the same pizza joint again.
Submitted by SoundSpin
Pizzagony
Biting into hot pizza and burning the roof of your mouth.
That pizza gave me severe pizzagony.
Submitted by Niles Clement
Pizza Bones
Leftover pizza crusts.
Hey, does anyone mind if I feed the pizza bones to the dog?
Submitted by Rick McCready
Plandemonium
Organised chaos.
The birthday party for the 5-year-old twins was, as expected, plandemonium.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Playtient
Playing, having fun, being humorous while waiting patiently for something.
I'll playtiently wait while you consider this word for inclusion in The Fictionary.
Submitted by charlieb
Playtriot
Dedicated to one playground.
He could only enjoy himself at his favorite playground; he was a proud playtriot.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Pleasy
Easily pleased.
My small gift was gratefully received because she is pleasy.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Pleather
Plastic leather skirt.
She thought she looked good in her pleather skirt.
Submitted by Susie
Plugs
Another name for toes.
Don't stick your plugs in the light socket.
Submitted by Rad Thie
Plummer
Fruit picker.
He was a good plummer even though he had a leek in his garden.
Submitted by John Elliott
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Podimentuous
Having a foot-shaped mouth.
Of course she constantly puts her foot in her mouth, she's podimentuous.
Submitted by Sheila Price
Poditorium
A fancy word for the bathroom stall.
If you need me I'll be in the poditorim.
Submitted by Cheryl Koehnen
Podopreneur
Someone who travels great distances to start their own business.
Mr. Smith was a podopreneur because he went to Africa to mine diamonds.
Submitted by Angela
Policretin
What you call a dumb politician.
Please don't vote for the policretins!
Submitted by K.S.
Pompuss
The attitude of cats.
I am very fond of cats, but find them to be very pompuss.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Pool queue
Line of people waiting to get into the local baths.
I waited for hours in the pool queue because it was such a hot day and I wanted a cool swim so badly.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Poopydingles
An expression of dismay.
Oh, poopydingles, the cake fell!
Submitted by John Elliott
Poppies
Poor ordinary person placed in econmic stress.
In the 60's there were hippies, followed by the yippies then the yuppies. And in this generation we see the emergence of the poppies.
Submitted by K. Govan
Porchment papers
Small townitis; reading the daily blab on ones' porch.
While reading the daily porchment papers he was asked, "Live here all your life?" He replied, "Not yet."
Submitted by John Elliott
Posilutely
Cross between postively and absolutely.
Are you sure? Posilutely!
Submitted by Millie Meyer
Potholigation
The art of navigating a motor vehicle through freshly sunken potholes.
I would have arrived at work on time but the potholigation took longer than expected.
Submitted by Deb Neerman
Prairiedogging
A cubicle peeper. One that is always looking over the walls of other's cubicles.
Keith, stop prairiedogging; if you want to know what I'm doing, just ask me.
Submitted by scm543
Prefreshments
Assorted light foods, appetizers.
The prefreshments were so good I skipped the dinner altogether.
Submitted by John Elliott
Prelimbinary
Amusement park ride caution.
He didn't listen to the prelimbinary and lost his head.
Submitted by John Elliott
Prexactly
Cross between precisely and exactly.
Yeah, prexactly.
Submitted by Cody Jones
Problemating
To have a problem.
Houston, we're problemating!
Submitted by Lisa W.
Profigure
Opposite of configure; to set something up to fail.
The hacker profigured the computer to crash.
Submitted by Chris Andersen
Prolifitive
Prolific and creative.
How does she stay so prolifitive all the time?
Submitted by Mr. Fish
Promoater
A swamp-land con man.
The promoater said the property was an island paradise.
Submitted by George
Publicaution
A consumer alert.
A publicaution was issued on the news to beware of telemarketers calling your home at all hours.
Submitted by John Elliott
Pugglesnuff
See Snugglepuff; cuddly and cute.
You're such a pugglesnuff!
Submitted by Tom Cooke
Pugnacious
Patron saint of prize fighters.
He won the fight thanks to the Pugnacious medal in his glove.
Submitted by John Elliott
Pugnasium
Gymn where boxers train.
Sugar Ray went to the Pugnasium to work out.
Submitted by Bill Cox
Pullet surprise
Chicken salad sandwich.
I had lunch at the Press Club and ordered the pullet surprise.
Submitted by John Elliott
Pulp friction
Bargain brand bathroom tissue.
Pulp friction can be a tail of woe.
Submitted by John Elliott
Pumpkinween
Season of pumpkins, in abundance. Near Halloween.
It was Pumpkinween time, the fields are full of orange.
Submitted by Mary Bliesner
Punchual
A boxer with good timing.
He was a very punchual fighter, knocking out his opponent on time, everytime.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Punnerific
A hilarious pun.
Ha ha! That joke you just told was punnerific!
Submitted by Bika
Pupsicle
A frozen pet.
When I got home from work Dixie was a pupsicle.
Submitted by M. G. Brown
Pupsmear
A young dog after it has been runover.
Our new puppy became a pupsmear after crossing a busy road.
Submitted by Sue
Pursevere
Rooting for change in the bottom of a handbag.
Because she pursevered at the toll booth, the freeway was backed up for miles.
Submitted by John Elliott
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