Marbleous
Causing wonder of a piece of sculpture made from marble.
Leonardo da Vinci's statues were simply marbleous.
Submitted by John Elliott
Marvelistic
Amazing, wonderful ...
That throw was simply marvelistic!
Submitted by Sarah J.
Mathfictition
One who cannot add correctly.
One IRS rep to another: "This person doing his tax return must be a mathfictition, because he's got this all wrong.
Submitted by Betty Pine
Mathological
Why high school arithmetic makes sense.
The teacher's explanation of sines and cosines was mathological.
Submitted by Frank Kramerman
Matrimoney
A married couple's joint bank account.
Bob and Sylvia decided the best way to cement their relationship was through matrimoney.
Submitted by Jiro Tomiyama
Mayhaps
Maybe and perhaps.
Mayhaps you can come to the concert with us.
Submitted by Rich
McFury
The anger that comes from a frustrated McDonalds™ worker.
It was that moment that I realised I had to release all my MCFURY.
Submitted by Bu-De McQueen, Jr.
M.E.A.B.A.
Internet slang for 'My Eyes Are Bleeding Again'.
John typed: brb, MEABA ...
Submitted by Paul Goldston
Meatwave
Cattle stampede.
The cowboy was in grave danger, being in the middle of a meatwave.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Mechmanic
Manic mechanic.
All he wanted to do, all day long, was fix cars, and so he soon became known as the MECHMANIC.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Medification
Adjusting your medications.
He medified his prescriptions and took a laxative and a sleeping pill with rather unpleasant results.
Submitted by John Elliott
Meeshies
Warm fuzzy feelings.
Thinking of you gives me the meeshies.
Submitted by Nancy Bullard
Memosphere
The area above the head where a person looks while trying to remember something.
He blankly stared into the memosphere waiting for her name to magically appear.
Submitted by Kathryn A.
Memphisize
To compare with Memphis.
What city in America would you Memphisize?
Submitted by Greg Slater
Menoclaus
The change of life for Santa's wife.
Mrs. Claus was suffering from moodiness and hot flashes and that's when Santa realized she was going through menoclaus.
Submitted by Shauna Leigh Taylor
Menopausea
A combination of nausea and menopause; usually strikes the males of the family.
This 52-year-old gentleman is post menopausea (His wife's been "changing" for three years now, and it's making him quite sick.)
Submitted by Marilyn
Meocentric
A person who feels that the world revolves around them.
The way that person drives, they must be meocentric.
Submitted by Joel Cooperson
Mepo
Like repo, but for your own benefit. To steal.
When I saw the Porsche sitting there running, with the keys in the ignition, I couldn't help but mepo it.
Submitted by Erika
Mercy buckets
Bilingual slang for French term merci beaucoup, which means "you're welcome".
He said "Thanks," and I replied "Mercy buckets."
Submitted by Megee
Mewsworthy
News about cats.
The monthly Feline Catalogue was very mewsworthy.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Microphobia
A fear of using the microphone on the speakerphone during your morning regional teleconference.
One day I forgot to mute the microphone during my morning regional teleconference and then made a few disparaging remarks about my regional manager. Now I have microphobia.
Submitted by Rodney Miller
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Microphoney
Where pop "stars" mime on television with programmes such as 'Top of the Pops' ruling the roost.
Busted are one incredibly microphoney band.
Submitted by Tom Potter
Migitized
Taking an object of standard size and finding a smaller version of it.
Europeans drink migitized cans of Diet Coke, 8 ounces instead of 12 ounces.
Submitted by Logan
Mildude
A surfer dude that's too old for the lifestyle and has mildude.
He used to be a young hotshot surfer, but now he's old, and has mildude.
Submitted by Betty Pine
Milk of amnesia
A remedy for unclogging mental blockage.
He took a dose of milk of amnesia to recall his wife's name.
Submitted by Alvin Stein
Mined reader
Ore inspector.
The mined reader rejected the bituminous coal because it wasn't gender specific.
Submitted by John Elliott
Mindsight
A vision of something to come as opposed to perfect vision of what should have been.
Mindsight can be much more accurate than hindsight.
Submitted by Mark Brennaman
Minglish
Combining English with another language.
That French exchange student sure speaks a lot of Minglish!
Submitted by Kinza
Mirrorcle
Looking on the mirror while making a wish.
She was hoping for a mirrorcle, wishing that her hair would behave without spraying it.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Mirth-control
Trying not to laugh.
He was driving his family nuts, thinking up new Witwords. They took precautionary steps and practised mirth-control.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Misunderestimate
To underestimate wrongly.
They misunderestimate me.
Submitted by George W. Bush
Mizzle
It's rain, but it's finer and lighter than drizzle.
Some of us love it when it mizzles.
Submitted by Danielle
Monetious
Often attractive from a distance, but appearing quite the opposite at a closer inspection. Etymology: French painter Monet (1840-1926) who perfected the Impressionism style with highly pixelating his art.
Mrs. Clarkson was not the woman of classical beauty, but rather monetious, as some people regretted the the double take they gave her at a closer distance.
Submitted by Kyryl Lakishyk
Monopoloptic
Obsession with property buying board games.
After an afternoon binging bender of rolling the dice, Phill felt slightly monopoloptic.
Submitted by Emily
Moodifying
Something which changes your current mood, either for good or bad.
Man, that movie was extremely moodifying.
Submitted by Amie Connors
Moof
When AOL kicks you offline for no reason.
I was right in the middle of a big download when I was moofed!
Submitted by Angie F.
Multidigitate
Repeatedly hitting the crosswalk button to speed things up.
Most pedestrians multidigitate at crosswalks.
Submitted by June F.
Munjicate
To ponder and mull over something.
I'm not sure I agree with that, I'll munjicate for a while.
Submitted by Thomas Frost
Mystappeared
To mysteriously disappear.
Where did I put that screwdriver, it was just here?! It must have mystappeared.
Submitted by P. Diamond-Bier
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