Lactomangulation
When you screw up both sides of a half gallon of milk in the cardboard jug.
The half gallon of milk was a victim of lactomangulation!
Submitted by Silas
Lambicity
Cool, calm and collected; opposite of lionosity.
March vacillates between lambicity and lionosity, somewhat like ourselves.
Submitted by Bettie Witherspoon
Lamplify
To brighten.
The room was so dimly lit I had to lamplify it to see what I was doing.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Laprosy
Loss of use of legs while using a lap-top.
He ran the risk of getting laprosy because he was always using his lap-top.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Larkalicious
Something that is incredibly fun.
I just had the most larkalicious time this evening.
Submitted by Erika
Lassoorations
Rope burns.
I tried a bit of cattle rustling, but the cows ended up with lassoorations, so it was a waste of time.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Lasterday
The day before today
We went to Walmart lasterday.
Submitted by Maxine Kerley Bowen
Laundrotate
the act of putting in a load of laundry, the washed laundry to the dryer,and the dry clothes folded .
When I finish this, I need to laundrotate.
Submitted by Rebecca Butler
Lavaly
Nice to look at.
The eruption of a volcano is lavaly to look at, but dangerous to be near.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Lavitate
The art of using the bathroom.
I'm going to go lavitiate.
Submitted by Dennis Thiel
Lefterly
Moving in a lefterly direction when you're not sure whether you mean east or west.
Follow this road and continue heading in a lefterly direction.
Submitted by Sara
Lickies
To be licked.
I got lickies today from my dog.
Submitted by Manda and Lizabeth
Licktory
Being the one who gets to lick the bowl.
Little Susie was the one who got to lick the icing from cooking bowl, so she had her own little licktory over her brother.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Liebrary
A collection of political speeches and campaign promises.
The Liebrary of Congress is arranged in two sides, separated by a fence.
Submitted by John Elliott
Liggle
To laugh, wiggle and giggle.
My kids liggle when tickled!
Submitted by Donna
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Limpact
The result of foot pain.
The stubbing of my toe caused a sudden limpact.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Liplash
The pain caused to one's neck when a speaker suddenly stops talking.
My head was thrown forward so quickly, to fill the vacuum left by the lecturer, that I was sure I suffered the first known case of liplash.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Loaf
The act of eating bread
My kids always loaf with spaghetti.
Submitted by Sarah
Logicize
To form logic of something, a Bushism.
If you're going to logicize everything, then we won't be friends.
Submitted by Josh
Lolfill
To type lol into an internet conversation to save having to type anything else or fill in for awkward silences.
He smartly used a lolfill while trying to eat his burger.
Submitted by Paul Goldston
Longth
How long something is.
What's the longth of that swimming pool, do you think?
Submitted by Greg Slater
Looneytuniversity
School for cartoon characters.
Donald Duck told me he went to Looneytuniversity to advance his career prospects.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Lord of the Swings
School bully.
None of the little kids could go on the equipment unless the Lord of the Swings agreed.
Submitted by Sue Slater
Lotion boogies
(See Libriclot)
The clumps of dried up lotion that get stuck and sometimes in the way.
Eeww!! My lotion won't come out because there are too many lotion boogies!
Submitted by Leigh
Lovestation
A place people meet solely for love.
We usually met in the evenings at the lovestation.
Submitted by George Kibuuka
Lubriclot
(See Lotion boogies)
That drop of hardened lotion at the end of a pump dispenser.
I just wanted some hand lotion, but thanks to an exploding lubriclot, I was coated!
Submitted by Kelley L.
Lucksury
Lottery winner.
The lottery winner stayed in the lucksury suite.
Submitted by J. Elliott
Lung-tied
Unable to breathe properly.
I gave up smoking when I found that just walking left me lung-tied.
Submitted by Greg Slater
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