Kewlage
Just like cool, only better
Wow! Who would've thought doing homework on time could be so kewlage.
Submitted by Leo
Kickabite
The cyberspace bytes in a long, cerebral email with weighty content.
To find out if there's anything in common, I sent him a 6 kickabite email.
Submitted by MAK
Kid-marks
Marks left by kids on walls and other places.
We knew those kid-marks weren't there before we minded the neighbor's children!
Submitted by Greg Slater
Kisstachio
The flavor when you kiss someone while eating pistachio nuts.
Mmmmm....can I have one of those kisstachios?
Submitted by Sam
Kistletoe
A sprig used for holiday decoration that compels kissing.
I stood under the kistletoe, waiting!
Submitted by Marianne P.
Klept
To keep an item belonging to someone else.
Beth left her bag so I klept it.
Submitted by Chris Andersen
Knewborn
Very smart baby.
This knewborn was so smart on delivery he slapped the doctor.
Submitted by John Elliott
Knewlyweds
Second marriage for both.
The knewlyweds were so old everyone threw rice pudding. They spent their honeymoon getting out of the car.
Submitted by John Elliott
Knit-knots
Knots in your knitting.
I had to unravel all my knitting because it was full of knit-knots.
Submitted by Julie Lewis
Knot guilty
Speedboat violation.
He was found knot guilty and paid a fine.
Submitted by John Elliott
Kongquest
The act or process of conquering by a large gorilla.
His kongquest over Godzilla was just a lot of monkey business.
Submitted by Dana English
Kreptomaniac
A person who creeps up on people and steals things.
The kreptomaniac sneaked up on me and stole my valuables from under my nose.
Submitted by Julie Lewis
Krypondicular
Awesome, but better
The psychedelic visuals were krypondicular!
Submitted by Becca
