Earschplittenloudenboomer
Loud noise.
My earschplittenloudenboomer woke everyone up!
Submitted by Greg Slater
Earydescence
Red glowing, hot feeling ears.
I had the feeling someone was talking about me, because I had that earydescence feeling.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Ecrastinate
Check your email one more time hopin for an excuse to spend 5 more minutes not working.
The report was due in an hour but I was ecrastinating. Sure enough no new messages had posted in the past 2.4 minutes.
Submitted by Erica
Egaderate
To be surprised.
I was egaderated when I turned on the lights to see all my friends there in party hats.
Submitted by Jim and Gretal
e-Jingle
A call via email.
Please give me an e-jingle when you have time.
Submitted by Judy Kandravi
Elbonics
The fight over a movie theatre arm rest.
Elbonics ruined the whole movie.
Submitted by Dave
Elefunk
An elephant-sized depressive mood.
Everyone thought Jim would be elated by the recent turn of events, but he seemed to have slid into an elefunk instead.
Submitted by Jiro Tomiyama
Elf-esteem
What pixies think of themselves
Tinkerbell thinks that elves have a low elf-esteem.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Elimbinate
To convert to a voice controlled computer (hands free operation).
After elimbinating my PC, I coughed and the Mayo Clinic came on line.
Submitted by George
Eluseduction
Elusive seduction, the subtle playful flirting of those of unique wit.
I'm continually lured by your creative eluseduction, it draws me in every time.
Submitted by Suzanna Mroczynski
Enronoceros
Beast which will eat only 401K rations.
Kenny's Enronoceros ate all of the 401K rations.
Submitted by Bill Cox
Entrepoohneur
Anyone new to a job or environment of pooh.
I'm working at the waste treatment plant, so you could call me an entrepoohneur.
Submitted by Betty Pine
e-pital
The place where ailing computers are repaired.
My computer got a virus so I took it to the e-pital.
Submitted by Mark
Erdoo
Small droppings left after trying to erase something.
The erdoo had to be flicked off before I turned in my paper to be graded.
Submitted by Wendy
Erroar
Outrageous mistake.
She hired on as an accordion player in a topless band. Big erroar.
Submitted by John Elliott
Escapegoat
No one left to blame.
I have to take the blame for this one, because there's an escapegoat.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Estrogination
The methodical verbal execution of the male species through continuous and pre-meditated nagging.
She was known as the "black widow" because she had perfected the art of estrogination.
Submitted by James Damon
Etopia
An internet utopia.
He clicked on the link and entered etopia.
Submitted by James
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e-versing
To converse using e-mail.
I was e-versing with Tina at work about what
happened this weekend.
Submitted by M. Mungo
Everywhen
All the time.
I've been hearing about that everywhen!
Submitted by Julia
Evidents
Damage to your car.
One look at the evidents and it was clear who was at fault.
Submitted by John Elliott
Ewwwys
Grossed out about something.
Ewwwys! Aw, that's gross!
Submitted by Katie
Excuss
To swap tales with someone about how mean and rotten your "ex" is.
My girlfriend and I had a big gab session excussing our old boyfriends.
Submitted by Jonna Osborne
Exfolgerate
To spew coffee out one's mouth or nose.
I received an unexpectedly funny e-mail, and almost exfolgerated all over the keyboard.
Submitted by John Lansing
Exhalevapacceleration
the practice of blowing on typewriter correction fluid in an effort to make it dry faster so that corrections can be made over it more quickly than with regular air drying.
Through exhalevapacceleration, I was able to fix the typo and finish my article before the deadline.
Submitted by Ges Harrison
Exiversary
The anniversary of when you and your ex broke up.
Bryan and I just celebrated our one year exiversary.
Submitted by Shanny K.
Exhaustipated
More than exhaustion.
I'm so exhaustipated I can hardly stay awake.
Submitted by Bobbie Perkins
Exproaden
Expand; Broaden
I'm exproadening my horizons.
Submitted by Jenn
Exsnoredinary
So incredibly boring that it makes you snore.
What an exsnoredinary presentation! I could hardly keep my eyes open.
Submitted by Stephanie
Ex-squeeze
An ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend, not to be confused with exsqueeze.
So I had to get my jacket out or my ex-squeeze's house.
Submitted by Bu-De
Exsqueeze
What you have to do to yourself when you are trying to get between two close objects, or through a crowded room.
Please exsqueeze me, but I need to get through here.
Submitted by Jonna Osborne
Extrumpolate
Process used in figuring out how to be rich.
George extrumpolated that by investing in corn futures he could make lots of money.
Submitted by Frank Kramerman
Extanding
A mix between excellent and outstanding.
I'm doing extanding today.
Submitted by Katy
Eye-booger
That goop you get in eyes; not the crusty stuff.
You've got an eye-booger in the corner of your eye.
Submitted by Missi Monroe
Eyecons
Optical illusions.
You'll find plenty of eyecons here.
Submitted by Mark Brennaman
Eyetacs
Contact lenses.
Daddy, can I watch you put in your eyetacs?
Submitted by Zoe McGinnis
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