Dadicated
Being the best father you can be.
Mums are so committed to their children, but fathers are truly dadicated!
Submitted by Greg Slater
Dadittude
A child who possesses his or her dad's atittude.
She has quite a dadittude!
Submitted by Cora Bigelow
Dairyaire
Odor found in the stables of a dairy farm.
We knew that we had just passed by the milking barn by the odor coming from the dairyaire.
Submitted by Joe Ferrini
Damage
The building of a barrier to block and contain the flow of water.
Bolder Dam is a good example of massive damage.
Submitted by John Elliott
Damagement
The damage done by management.
The damagement of the management resulted in bankcruptcy.
Submitted by Mithraka Fernando
Daren't
Dare not.
I daren't swear.
Submitted by Mark Price
Dashboard
Sprint officials.
The Olympic committee awarded the medal to the sprinter based on the findings of the dashboard.
Submitted by John Elliott
Debugarize
To get rid of or kill bugs.
I will debugarize you, you dumb bug.
Submitted by Bob
Decaynine
A dog with BAD teeth.
My vet told me I had a decaynine!
Submitted by Sue Slater
Deflatulated
Messed up; not right; broken.
Oh, man, my computer's all deflatulated!
Submitted by Cassi
Defullerize
To digest so there's room to eat some more, especially dessert.
Offered cheescake for dessert, she replied, "Great! But let me defullrize first."
Submitted by Christina
Degoo
An expression of disgust or frustration.
Degoo! My wife ran off with her brother and my tractor.
Submitted by Fred and Erleane
Deja boo
Recurring nightmare.
I had the same nightmare again last night; it seems like deja boo.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Delaborate
To unembellish, de-emphasize, play down.
After setting the school on fire, Billy delaborated to his mom, "It was a little warm in school today."
Submitted by John Elliott
Deliver
To remove from the table the liver of an animal (such as a calf or a chicken) eaten as food.
Little Johnny wouldn't eat until his supper was delivered.
Submitted by Julia
Dentingle
The fluttering one feels just as the dentist is about to commence drilling.
The steady hands and calm demeanor of the dentist did nothing to diminish the intensity of the dentingle that Stuart experienced as he heard the whirring drill.
Submitted by Mark Maxwell-Smith
Deploremacy
Diplomacy that always seems to scold and complain.
The U.N. delegate practiced a style of deploremacy that the council hadn't yet experienced.
Submitted by Jiro Tomiyama
Dericulous
Something so absurd, it goes beyond ridiculous.
An honest politician? That's dericulous!
Submitted by Emily
Destinesia
Going into another room and forgetting why you went there.
I went into the kitchen, but forgot why. I must have destinesia.
Submitted by Nick
This word was also submitted by Jonna Osborne
Detaillic
Full of details.
My sister's little dollhouse was very detaillic.
Submitted by H. Gross
Deture
The e of mature.
My mom is deturing by the day.
Submitted by Amanda McConnell
Dictionarexia
Compulsive dictionary reading for no particular purpose.
His Dictionerxia has consumed his life, but I am sure he knows a hundred different words for 'consumed'.
Submitted by Ajeet Khurana
Didgeridon't
A didgeridoo that doesn't play.
My friend tried to play the didgeridoo but it didn't work. So we renamed it the didgeridon't.
Submitted by Jesse Slater
Didiot
Someone who drives like an idiot.
I was almost run off the road by a didiot.
Submitted by Bob
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Dimbo
Someone who is not too bright.
If you can't answer this, you really are a dimbo!
Submitted by Betsy Jo
Dingamaleery
When someone does not know the name of the part of a machine refer to it as a dingamaleery.
I tried to fix the computer but could not get the dingamaleery back in.
Submitted by Bill deWaal
Dirsty
Dirty and dusty.
Boy, this house is dirsty!
Submitted by Sherrie Carver
Dishful thinking
Hoping someone else would do the dishes.
My wife and I did not get home till late, and were hoping the kids had done the washing up. As usual, it was dishful thinking.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Disors d'oeuvres
A particularly messy set of appetizers.
After taking one glance at the disors d'oeuvres, Cynthia grabbed Roland's hand and led him out of the restaurant.
Submitted by Eric D. Schaffer
Discombobulated
Messed up.
Sometimes I feel so discombobulated.
Submitted by Ryan H.
Disgrusting
Discustingly gross.
It's disgrusting when people pick their nose.
Submitted by Amber
Dissue
A dirty tissue.
Someone blew their nose into the dissue. Bad mistake!
Submitted by Jesse Slater
Dividinator
Opposite of a unitiefier.
I'm a unitiefier not a dividinator, dammit.
Submitted by George W. (Doug Brennaman)
Docturnal
A night shift medico.
Any doctor who will only work a night shift, is docturnal.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Dogjam
Several large dogs gathering in a doorway, preventing others from going from one room to another.
The dogjam kept me from answering the phone.
Submitted by M. Levandowsky
Domepiece
Your head or skull.
Dude, you hit me in the domepiece with the hackie sack.
Submitted by Ed Boroski
Doodlebrain
A nice way of saying idiot.
John, you're such a doodlebrain!
Submitted by Bob
Downscalator
An escalator that takes you downward.
Let's go take the downscalator to the first floor.
Submitted by Cynthia
Drain surgeon
A plumber.
My pipes were blocked so I had to call in a drain surgeon to fix the problem.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Dramastic
Combination of dramatic and drastic.
When Sara decided to cut her long hair and dye it, it was a very dramastic change.
Submitted by Ashley M.
Drankenstein
An individual who has had too much alcohol.
A guy had so much whiskey he turned into Drankenstein.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Driversion
Driving a different direction.
The trip took a sudden driversion when I saw a sign pointing out something interesting that I knew I had time to go and see.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Dryameter
The distance across the middle of a desert.
When we drove across the Simpson Desert in Australia we followed the dryameter.
Submitted by Sue Slater
Dudeical
Radical and dude together, instead of that's radical, dude.
Yo, that trick was dudeical!
Submitted by Smiley
Dudeyougrew
A person who has grown.
Dudeyougrew a foot taller in the last year!
Submitted by Scott A. Ensminger
Dysergy
The opposite of synergy; when the sum of two is less than one.
The floor was flooded three inches deep, the dysergistic effect of putting two six-year-olds in the tub together.
Submitted by John Friesen
Lysdexia
A reading disorder.
Bob's lysdexia caused him to flip letters when he read.
Submitted by Nancy Pines
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