Cake turds
The leftover icing stuck to the cake plate.
"Hey Earl, pass me a spatula so's I can scrape off this cake turd!"
Submitted by Angela G.
Calmmerce
Post-war free trade.
After the peace accords calmmerce resumed.
Submitted by John Elliott
Canimal
Usually found in a zoo. The animal that looks like a Camel, but isn't.
We saw that canimal at the zoo again today, someone else called it a llama.
Submitted by Mike Preston
Cankle
Where the ankle meets the calf.
Man, did you see the cankles on that lady?
Submitted by Johnny McMahon
Canoedle
The art of unskilled boatmanship.
We canoedle down the Mohican River whenever the weather is nice.
Submitted by Erika B.
Carbage
The trash found in your car.
I asked the kids to clean the carbage out of the car.
Submitted by Louise
Carbopause
Having to wait for the carbonation to go down before you can continue to pour a soda.
Carbopause is annoying when you're thirsty.
Submitted by Deanna Baird
Carevoyant
Someone who cares about the future.
I wanted to know about the future of the earth, so I went to see a carevoyant.
Submitted by Sue Slater
Carnal-Tupper-Syndrome
Fearing of sleeping with Tupper Ware
He couldn't take his sipper cup to the bedroom, because he had carnal-tupper-syndrome.
Submitted by Bill Cox
Carolpectate
Source of relief from too many Christmas Carols; relieves upset stomachs.
I've heard so many Carols this season I had to reach for the Carolpectate.
Submitted by Angie
Carscicle
Hard and dirty ice formed in wheel wells of your car while driving in snow.
The carscicles are in bloom this time of year.
Submitted by William J. Pomber
Carstipation
When your car engine just about turns over and will not start.
Ring the garage to tow me in to get this carstipation sorted out again.
Submitted by P.J. Callanan
Carthritis
Chronic mechanical malfunctions characterized by stiffness, inflammation, and sometimes destruction of ones car; automotive old age.
My carthritis was so bad every time I came to a stop it looked like an accident.
Submitted by Robert Lewin
Casperising
When some one leaves unexpectedly often; practicaly dissapearing.
John your son has been casperising again. I'm worried.
Submitted by Bu-de Wayne McCueen, Jr
Caterfere
Feline behavior, usually exhibited when the owner is attempting to do something important.
Fluffy caterferes with my computer work by jumping on the keyboard.
Submitted by JB
Catposting
A cat's contribution to composting when it does its duty in your garden.
I wish my cat would stop catposting in my garden.
Submitted by Betty Pine
Catstacle
The obstacle created by cats swarming around your legs when you walk.
The two felines set up a strategic catstacle when I tried to bypass their food bowls in the kitchen.
Submitted by Bobbie Newman
Cartilage
The aftermath of a terrible accident.
There was a head-on collision in the supermarket, and the cartilage was everywhere.
Submitted by John Elliott
Cawf
A crow with a sore throat.
The smog is so thick I heard a crow cawf.
Submitted by John Elliott
Cellfish
Someone who shops while talking on a cell phone.
She was extremely cellfish in the checkout line.
Submitted by Rick McCready
Chadectomy
1. The removal of any foreign object from a ballot. 2. Breaking up with any guy named Chad.
Chadectomy in the defense of liberty is no vice.
Submitted by Sparky J. Tiwillier, Jr.
Chalklit
What school kids use pretending to smoke.
He was a big cheese until he couldn't get his chalklit.
Submitted by John Elliott
Chantress
A woman who practices chanting.
The Chantress says to repeat this chant three times for good Karma, "Nom Yo Ho Renge Kyo".
Submitted by Betty Pine
Chants meeting
A religious cult gathering.
Locked arm in arm and swaying back and forth, they bellowed at a chants meeting.
Submitted by John Elliott
Chatterboo
Talk like a baby.
Lucky likes to chatterboo.
Submitted by Candy
Cheedles
Combination of cheese and noodles.
He didn't eat all of his cheedles at lunch.
Submitted by Bill Cox
Chessnut
One who thinks of nothing but playing chess.
Joe always suggested playing a game of chess. I reckon he's a chessnut.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Chiagain
Grows hair faster than your chia pet.
I now have a prescription for chiagain.
Submitted by Kory
Chilax
Chillin' out and relaxing all in one neat package.
I'm so tired I need to chilax.
Submitted by Michael Stout
Chizley
Cold and chilly.
I get a bit chizley just thinking about the winter weather.
Submitted by Cindy
Choochie
A hotshot; a self-enthusiast.
Easy there, Choochie!
Submitted by Steve
Chordless
Without musical merit.
The new church organ was so sour it must've been battery powered because it sure was chordless.
Submitted by John Elliott
Choruspondence
Communicating via group singing.
His last choruspondence to me was a trio of tenors singing me a happy birthday telegram.
Submitted by Charlie Butler
Christmess
The stuff that's all over the carpet after Christmas.
After we opened our presents and the tree dried up, everyone helped clean up the Christmess.
Submitted by Deana
Chronivoid
Tiny pin holes left in wall, usually in a vertical manner, from moving the wall calender.
This must be were they hung the calender. Check out all the chronivoids.
Submitted by Dutch Heuser
Chubbers
To describe a very cute, chubby baby.
Aunty Betty says to her nephew, "You're the cutest little chubbers"!
Submitted by Betty Pine
Chubbify
To eat something really decadent, knowing that it will make you gain weight.
I believe that I will chubbify myself with that hot fudge sundae!
Submitted by Mark Giles
Churky
Chicken and turkey mixed.
Jessica loves Churky Soup.
Submitted by Candy
Cignature
Burnt mark left by cigarette.
He was such a careless smoker, he always left his cignature.
Submitted by Greg Slater
City Haul
Revenue by a corrupt city government.
City Haul was the source of the mayor's new Mercedes.
Submitted by John Elliott
Clammerwhirl
Going around quickly in circles.
I tried desperately to get all my chores done in 30 minutes but found I only accomplished a major clammerwhirl.
Submitted by Donna Scheeler
Clausteraphobic
A morbid fear of Santa Claus.
I had to leave the store because I became clausteraphobic when I saw the man in the red suit.
Submitted by Julie L.
Claptomaniac
One who won't stop applauding.
At the end of the concert, the encores were encouraged by a huge crowd of claptomaniacs.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Cleverosity
The state of being clever.
I was impressed with her cleverosity.
Submitted by Natalie
Clicko
An error in computer mouse "clicking".
He must have made a clicko.
Submitted by Dan D.
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Closicle
Closet - cubicle...where many workers spend their day.
I can't wait to get to work every day and sit in my closicle.
Submitted by Norma Laughter
Clumscover
To cover up a fall or trip by making it look like it was the beginning of a short irish jig.
Paul tripped but clumscovered it well.
Submitted by Paul Goldston
Coastaphobia
Being afraid of coasters.
Bob has coastaphobia. No roller coasters for him.
Submitted by Sarah Frisk
Coincicle
A coincidence so dramatic, it's a miracle.
It was a coincicle I got a parking place right on the end by the door.
Submitted by M. G. Brown
Coinflict
Disagreement over money.
Doll R. was always in a coinflict with her little brother who wouldn't pay back the money she lent him.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Coinkidinkydongdong
Gibberish.
Coinkidinkydongdong uses his witty.
Submitted by Barbee
Coinstipated
The result of swallowing a coin.
He tossed the silver dollar in the air but accidently swallowed it, and as a result he became coinstipated.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Comfordable
Something that is comfortable, and affordable!
My new bed is so comfordable!
Submitted by Leeann
Comnotized
When your computer hypnotizes you and you can't leave the computer.
I was comnotized last night!
Submitted by Kristen
Compewter
A PC that's gone to pot, kaput.
My old compewter is going to the scrap heap.
Submitted by John Elliott
Complimise
Compromise in such a way as to compliment.
Instead of arguing, why don't you just complimise?
Submitted by Rita
Condolations
Condolences; congratulations.
When my co-worker recieved his big promotion, I offered him condolations.
Submitted by Jeanie Moffitt
Confabulate
To converse with a friend.
I would love to confabulate with you this afternoon.
Submitted by Teezy
Conflictatated
Beyond normal confistication.
These christmas lights from last year are all conflictatated.
Submitted by Adam Snyder
Confoolery
A situation that does not make any sense.
This meeting is pure confoolery!
Submitted by Zakiya
Confuddled
To be so confused your words won't even come out right.
I'm so confuddled!
Submitted by Kim
Confuzzled
Confused and puzzled.
Wow, I'm very confuzzled.
Submitted by Eric Neuhauser
Contra diction
Banana republic tribal linguistics.
In central America they speak in contra diction.
Submitted by John Elliott
Converserbox
A person that just won't shut up!
That girl is such a converserbox!
Submitted by Ben Hoger
Coolology
The study of hot ideas.
I major in coolology.
Submitted by Madeline
Coolth
Opposite of warmth.
We need some coolth in this room!!
Submitted by Rinda
Corpirate
Enterprise thief, pirate.
The corpirate raider wasn't very smart. He took over 1-800-Flowers, then closed on Mother's Day.
Submitted by George
Costaphobic
Fear of opening all the bills at the end of the month.
I became a costaphobic. At the end of each month when I knew my wife had been out shopping with the Visa and the bills were due.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Cowcium
What's good for you.
By drinking lots of milk, your bones are being strengthened by the cowcium.
Submitted by Sue Slater
Cowculate
How to count cattle.
Cattlemen know exactly how many are in their herds, because they're cowculaters.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Co-wrecked
In the middle of a three car pile up; being hit and pushed into another car.
I was co-wrecked and not at fault. Good thing I had group insurance.
Submitted by John Elliott
Cramonym
A word composed by cramming parts of other words into one word.
Edutainment is a cramonym for educational entertainment.
Submitted by Alan Horne
Craptacular
A sacrastic way of saying something isn't cool.
Those pants are craptacular, Daniel.
Submitted by Matt Hoefs
Cravious
When you crave something so badly you feel it in your loins.
I am cravious for New York style cheese cake with fresh berries.
Submitted by Billie Jell
Credator
Bill collector.
I told that nasty credator if they didn't leave me alone that next month I won't even put their name in the hat.
Submitted by John Elloitt
Credirritable
You are irritated when creditors harrass you.
Don't bug mom now, she's credirritable from overdue bill collectors.
Submitted by Betty Pine
Crestaceans
The little globs of dried up toothpaste in your bathroom sink.
My sink just shines since I scraped off all the crestaceans.
Submitted by Cathy
Crexy
Creepy, yet sexy.
That guy who was just hitting on you was crexy.
Submitted by Eme
Crug
A cracked mug.
Someone poured the water into the crug, but it just leaked back out.
Submitted by Jesse Slater
Crumbage
Lots of crumbs.
"You've got crumbage!" you tell your friend as half of his sandwich falls in his lap.
Submitted by Kim C.
Crumbox
Eating machine.
My friends say I'm a crumbox.
Submitted by Jessica
Crunchin'
Something that is really cool.
Those new shoes look crunchin' with that outfit!
Submitted by Julie
Cryptick
The sound a watch makes in an enclosed coffin.
Jane's decision to bury her husband, Joe, with his treasured collection of clocks was very cryptick.
Submitted by Frank Kramerman
Curryiculum
Indian cooking course.
The New Delhi University has a compulsory curryiculum for new chefs.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Cusstomer
A patron that isn't exactly a saint.
When the teller closed the window on him the cusstomer yelled at him.
Submitted by Jessie DiV
Cuminus
Infomation that you already knew.
That's cuminus to me.
Submitted by Zowen
Curfness
The amount of time before your curfew begins.
I still have two hours of curfness.
Alex Dunaj
Cybertagious
Contagious over the internet.
Are you so cybertagious, that you can't chat with me anymore?
Submitted by Cindy
Cyberphisticated
Those who know what all the symbols, letters and numbers mean in computerese.
I'm not cyberphisticated enough to know whether that e-mail cussed at me or not!
Submitted by W.T. Davis
Cyclopath
A bike-riding maniac.
He was so fanatical about riding his bicycle everywhere, that he became known as a cyclopath!
Submitted by Greg Slater
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