Babirl
Baby girl.
She had a babirl.
Submitted by Candy
Babyneese
Language only babies understand.
I don't know what you're saying, Son, I stopped speaking babyneese years ago.
Submitted by Angel
Babykins
All those related to a particlar baby.
Uncle introducing his girlfriend to his new niece, "This is my new babykins."
Submitted by Betty Pine
Backatize
To be baptized in large body of water by being bent over or dipped backwards.
I was backatized last Sunday.
Submitted by Mackie
Badaptation
A bad movie adaptation of a good book.
I couldn't stand to see another badaptation ruin a perfectly good storyline.
Submitted by Tom
Badittude
The opposite of a goodittude.
Melvin had a badittude when it came to taking out the garbage -- he just didn't want to do it.
Submitted by Catie
Balooza
Something that's not true.
That's just a bunch of balooza!
Submitted by Courtney
Bangalistic
A great time.
That party was just bangalistic!
Submitted by Adele
Barberian
Hairdresser who cuts your hair wrong.
Once you get your hair butchered by a barberian, it's too late!
Submitted by Greg Slater
Barfday
The price you pay the day after you've had too much to drink.
Last night's party was great, but I'm getting too old to have barfdays.
Submitted by Betty Pine
Barketing
Aggressive and irritating marketing.
The barketing campaign helped the competitors immensely.
Submitted by Mithraka Fernando
Barkfest
Constant barking.
The dogs in the neighbourhood are always having a barkfest.
Submitted by Megee
Batchelors
A bunch of guys in a singles bar.
All the batchelors wanted the same thing, life, liberty and the happiness of pursuit.
Submitted by John Elliott
Bedoggled
Briefly, and without warning, to feel as though one were a dog.
When you asked me about last night I was bedoggled for a minute, sorry.
Submitted by Bulent Akman
Beeble
A muted form of expressing frustration.
When the printer spilled ink on me for the third time, I couldn't even mutter a beeble.
Submitted by Megan Le Doux
Beersay
What you hear in hotels.
I couldn't believe all I heard from the patrons in the hotel because it was all just beersay.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Befuggled
Stupified beyond all comprehension.
I found myself quite befuggled when I found out I was invited to the Christmas party a week after it took place.
Submitted by Matt Gray
Befunable
To be fun.
Let's all try to befunable!!
Submitted by Christina
Befuzzled
The act of being confused, amused in a fuzzy sort of way.
After being hit on the head with a hammer, I was befuzzled as to how the cow got up a tree.
Submitted by Elaine
Beinhave
The act of behaving.
"Billy, I told you to BEHAVE!" "But Mom, I am beinhave!"
Submitted by Laura
Bejeckle
To break something.
This cat has bejeckeld my radio-controlled quiche.
Submitted by Jerry
Berth rate
Travel expenses.
The train was crowded but the berth rate was low.
Submitted by John Elliott
Bestaurant
Favorite place to eat.
The place I love to go for a meal is the bestaurant.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Bevalanche
When you try to get that last drop out of your drink and all the ice falls into your face.
John tilted his iced tea at a 45 degree angle only to encounter a bevalanche!
Submitted by Rob "Doc" Hast
Bicomaniac
Combination of a Bic and kleptomaniac.
No one is willing to loan Steve, a known bicomaniac, their lighter.
Submitted by J. Leland
Bifunctional
Able to do two things at once.
I can talk on the phone and file papers at the same time which makes me bifunctional.
Submitted by Cindy
Bigwoopiewibblescritch
Big Deal; Who Cares; La-te-da
Girlfriend #1: I got asked to the prom by 5 different guys!
Girlfrend #2: Bigwoopiewibblescritch! (Often accompanied by rolling of the eyes).
Submitted by Kimberley
Billy-lids
Another word for kids.
I've got three billy-lids aged 17, 9 and 3 years old.
Submitted by Leisa
Bindependence Day
The day the trash goes out.
Don't forget to put out the trash tonight, honey, tomorrow's bindependence day!
Submitted by Greg Slater
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Bitsing
The act of singing only a portion of a song over and over.
He drove us crazy on the car trip because all he did was bitsing show tunes.
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Blabble
Continuous, nonsensical babble.
Nobody understood her ridiculous blabble.
Submitted by Abby and Libby
Blahness
A feeling of undefinable ambivilence.
Today had so many ups and downs it was just blahness.
Submitted by Zowen
Blamestorming
Meeting in a group to figure out who to blame when something goes wrong.
We held a blamestorming session when we didn't meet our project deadline.
Submitted by Gloria Brown
Bland finale
Boring final game.
The end-of-season game was uninteresting and ended up being a bland finale.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Blivit
Ten pounds of crap in a five pound bag.
Ah, blivit!
Submitted by Doug B.
Blotation
That horrible feeling when, despite feeling overloaded already, you proceed to eat that last chocolate in the box.
I would offer to help you cook the tea, love, but I'm so blotated I'll just doze it off.
Submitted by Tom Potter
Blupper
When you have only one meal a day, it's breakfast, lunch and supper.
I haven't eaten all day so it's blupper for me.
Submitted by Mike
Boak
A library on a boat.
Hey, Angela, let's go visit the boak.
Submitted by Adrian Black
Bonified
A person that is too skinny.
She is way too bonified for me!
Submitted by Rick McCready
Bonkerbash
A crazy, manic gathering.
We are having a bonkerbash for the new president.
Submitted by Steven Orr
Boocheesy!
I don't have the slightest wink of an idea!
What-the-heesy, Boocheesy!
Submitted by Jesse
Bootroids
What your backside develops while waiting for Windows to reboot after umpteenth crash.
I can't sit any longer at my computer due to my bootroids.
Submitted by Michael Lawson
Borator
A boring orator.
I quickly fell asleep during President Bush's speech because he's such a borator.
Submitted by Glen Kenner
Brattletale
Your 5-year-old nephew ... er, a spoiled tattletale.
I did not, you brattletale ..."
Submitted by Aelexya
Breastaurant
Where a breast-fed baby feeds.
My baby stopped crying when he dined at the breastaurant.
Submitted by Michele B.
Brimbly
How your fingers look after ten minutes in the tub OR how your hair looks when it comes out of braids.
Get me out of the hot tub! My fingers are completely brimbly!
Submitted by Robyn Hull
Briterature
British Literature
Oliver Twist is some great briterature!
Submitted by Honey Hamilton
Bronchitis
Rodeo injury.
The rodeo rider was bucked off so many times he has broncitis!
Submitted by John Elliott
Bubbler
A water fountain.
Dude, I'll be back. I'm going to the bubbler!
Submitted by Sherise
Buckboard
The U.S. Treasury.
The nation's money is handled by the buckboard.
Submitted by John Elliott
Bucker
A horse that bucks.
My horse is really a bucker.
Submitted by Jordan
Bucketworthy
Something that makes you feel ill; something sickeningly sweet
Watching those two people making out at the party was bucketworthy.
Submitted by Denise
Bunion
An onion flavored dinner roll.
They were so delicious the bunions knocked me off my feet.
Submitted by John Elliott
Bushify
When you make a fake word, but not nessisarily to be witty.
Alterfication is a bushified word.
Submitted by Bu-de
Bushophobia
Fear of Bush.
Gabriel doesn't want to suffer from bushophobia for four
whole years!!
Submitted by W. Zuckerman
Buyopsy
Critique, examine, or review recent purchases.
After the buyopsy, plastic surgery was recommended. She cut up her credit cards.
Submitted by John Elliott
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